Vanilla Funk

And for those of you who don't get it?

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GET the link yo! This blog is history...Love ya'll checkit.

I'm OFF

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The new site is ON! Members check your emails for links!

Support your local Funk/Rock Machine

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Jewells, gems, portraits, graphical story telling, music making, psychic tarot, fashion, beauty, glamour modeling, photograghy, digital imaging, touring, sex symboling, record reviewing...etc. My corporation does it all. Book your free no obligation consultation today.
And to all my new fans in need of more info. scroll down & view all the older posts & check out "the ultimate skymarshall" link to the right for more comical delight!

Artiste of the WORLD

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Call today for portraits, tattoo designs, fantasy art...Bluebird's in the house.

Hi-lites

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Vanilla kicked it- in the punk rock stylie for Caribana weekend this year. And much to my sha-grin, saw all kinds of friendly faces in the market. Follow me & I'll show where I've been...

Hair & Cher were there...

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So much creativity...

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So little time...

It was crissy's nite off...

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Gettin' macked up

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THE WHOLE DAM TIME!

And the fans whore their Tee's

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Thanks for your tribute to the V!

You talkin' about ME?

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Put yer fingers up! For V!!!

FUN

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by: V

YO! WATCH OUT FOR THIS DUDE!

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Introducing to you the finished

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M.J!!!
O.k. hon you can go rest now, it was fun hangin' with ya'

Yo!Yo!Yo!

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Everyone's been complaining that I'm not doing enough quality bloggin' lately. And ya' let's just say I've been busy!!! But I shoved a side all my work for 1 night for ya'll. So listen up!!!

Puttin'it on WAX!

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She's back! & Like it or not it's the Jackson 5 I be reviewin' tonight!!! NO, NO, NO!! This is when they were happenin' yo! Checkit.

Get it together J5

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Checkit...

I really like this one

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It's truly funky. It's not like the other stuff you expect to here from J5. And if it weren't for dude bein' dead I wouldn't of even given this a try. Because of being de-sensitized to anything from this bunch due to their off the wall fame. There's hints & influences of James Brown, Santana & Diana Ross funkadelically on fire, pure hot as ice. It was ahead of it's time. And I'm listening now & coming up with new dance moves because of it. Circa:1973 Motown 5$ outta 5

So don't talk shade

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And be a blade. We are all just human beings doing the same old thing! So here's my latest portrait not finished but lookin' pretty just the way my friend Mikey would like it. Stay tuned for the the finished product. Don't hate!

Oh funk ya!

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That Vanilla Funk is truly off the wall. But don't tell her that to her face! Hee, hee, hee, OH!!!

Today on Puttin'it on WAX

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An old classic for ya'

It's The Yard Birds

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Who came 1st?

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Is the title & a very good question indeed. This is a groovy compilation of a whole bunch of guys I used to date. We've got some Led Zeppelin, Renaissance, Jeff Beck Group,Beck, Bogart, Appice Band, John Mayall Band, Cream & Eric Clapton Band. ALL vying for my affection. Which is most evident on side 2 song 1 "For your Love".
It's got funkadelic beats & a sexy gypsy caravan type theme playing throughout. Play this if you need to take a trip back to the 60's & get intouch with the real funk/rock!

I don't know about that cover?

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But I do know the content is a treasure. There's no year on it & it's manufactured & distributed by North American Record Distributors & EM? It's in mint condition & I give it: 5$ outta 5!

Right on dudes!

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J.D & Rod stole the spotlight last night a Club V's slam poetry tourney! Your T-shirts are in the mail boys & I will see you both at the DOWN concert in September! Funk ya!!!

Hey babies

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Everyones been cryin' yo Vanilla where you at?? Worry not my loves me & MJ are havin a ball in heaven. Will see ya'll back in the Hell hole soon enough for my next assignment...

My beautiful peeps!

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Just having a brilliant time. Let's hear it for the Fonzie crew! Sparkling up the night in the city of light! Ya'll make Mamasita Vanilla smile with delight!!! AYE!

Keepin'it...

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REAL

Now that's...

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Pure Funk/Rock

YO VANILLA

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WHERE YOU AT?

Due to the latest cyclone warning

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I be battin'down the hatches in my luxurious hotel suite. Hang ten!!!

Thanks for the tribute

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Stace from the tour sends these shots. AYE!!!

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Ladies & Gentlemen

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Waz-up?! Calm down fans! I miss ya'll too. Back on the circuit, now am chillin' with my peeps down in Jalisco. It's hard to be all electronic in the tropics dig? Helpin' all the baby turtles find their way back to the ocean & all that humanitarian sort of stuff yo. It's really cool marine life you know? It's gonna be an action packed next couple a months as the tour continues so don't fret over my lack of blog shots. But you'll see me in the dream world every nite for sure! Workin' harder than ever tryin; to save the world dig? Aye!!!

And for those of you who can't deal

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Just try to keep it real...

Don't let'em say you aint beautiful...

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They can all get fucked just stay true to you.

Haven't forgotten...

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Just turnin' my back temporarily...

Hip hip hooray!!!

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21 years young my gorgeous pet & best friend on Earth! And he's showing NO signs of slowing down. Always greets me with a song of happiness everyday since I was 19! People could learn alot from his fine example of kindness, beauty & consistency. LONG LIVE DIGGER!!! Super bird & friend 4-ever. Mama loves you boy!!!

It's time for more

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No it's not me on the cover

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Nor would I ever be the spokes model for this piece of trash wax no matter how much $$$ you shoved in my face. This is remake Hell at its gayest for sure! It encapsules all the things about music that makes me PUKE!!! Like as if "Dreamer" needs to be re made. And it's just as hideous by these fools as it was by R.E.O Speedwagon or Supertramp or who ever the *^%#! did it in the 1st place! Somebody pass me a razer blade please...

Volume 15???

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%#@?*-OFF!!! O.k perhaps if I was a Bay City Roller or ABBA fan I'd be impressed. But I'm NOT. These guys are ambassadors of every thing in this world that SUCKS. Boy & girl singers whining & crying UN- original nonsense that is a waste of recording studio time & EAR power. Why do I do this to myself?
Pye Records 1975
1$ oughtta 5$- the music & singing was well done but what they're playing & singing about is just CRAP!!! & I've had enough of it already.

Vanilla it's o.k we're here 4 U

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You mean I get another chance?

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To be: "BORN AGAIN" with BLACK SABBATH!!! Oh Tony Iommi I knew I could count on you to pull me out of this funk!!! Boy am I ever glad to see you dudes. Please come on in & rock my world!

Now that's WAX

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About this one:
Circa:1983
Phonogram records
What can I say I'm a "Digital Bitch" & today is the day I let the world know it! Anyways! My blood pressure is returning to normal as I re balance my senses with this tried tested & true classic hard rock that is always a vacation for my beaten down soul. Born again... I'm feelin' better already...
5$ oughtta 5

OooOOoooHh VANILLA!

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That's right~! That's right!

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Oui oui mis ami's. It's Puttin'itonWAX with Vanilla Funk & ANDRE GAGNON. This album is titled LET IT BE ME.

Not much info....

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...came with this piece of wax other than it's funky-lish-is to the core!

Can you guess?

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Which musical instrument Vanilla likes even more than the flute?

Yeah!

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It's the harpsicord!!! And this guy does all your classic favs. using it & just about every other instrument out there. Violins, big base, chello, funky horns, piano AND lot's o flute! Nostalgia re-visited. Love Story, Good Morning Starshine...etc. Be-autiful! Remakes done elagantly. Kind of like the way I'm dancing no?

No?

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Well I say yes! Yes Andre Gagnon I will marry you! That's if he should ever propose.
5 big fat$ outta 5

Heyy dogs!

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It's been a while I know I shouldn't of kept you waiting, but I'm here now...Let me break the ice.

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Who likes fish?

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Well here's the catch of the day...

Happy May 2-4

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Wishing you all a fun weekend filled with fireworks!

Shouts out

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to Krystal!!! She kicked it live & blew the competition away at Club V's slam poetry tourney last nite. There's not alot of females that perform in the human beat box stylie & Krystal funked it! Watch out this chick is cold as fire!!!

Hot as...

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ICE

And now

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I'm going to the beach! Bye!

Enjoy the beauty

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of the water front trail...

Let's just...

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funk it up a bit...

Vanilla IZ...

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Lovin'it up in paradise. A splash of colour in a grey matter reality will take you far. For some of us it's the sweet escape. Don't deny it.

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And the winner is...

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MEGAN from South Beach!!! Megan guessed the correct answer to the skill testing question that I didn't even ask. Guessing my biological age to be 22years old! What a smart chick indeed! Congradulations Megan you've just won 2 coupons for the Imperial Buffet valid til June 1st, good for lunch OR dinner, 1 free tarot card reading, a hand drawn portrait of your favorite rock star AND a copy of 5th Dimension-20 Great Hits in vynle; as seen on Puttin'it on Wax. Expect to receive your prize package in the mail within 5 working days!!!
Everybody let's give it up for MEGAN!!! YAE!!!

Was just cruzing...

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The SuperSuckers sight, go to my March archives & click the link. Lot's of super fun pics.

The boys are back in town...

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And Vanilla's one happy Mama for sure!!! See ya' backstage my DOGS!!! Let's rock...

Tonight on...

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Hey! Hey! Hey! It's fat Vanilla funkin'it up with "The 5th Dimension" 20 Great Hits Special. You probably know these cats from "The Age of Aquarius" & "Wedding Bell Blues". It's a K-tel record from the... 70's? Song 3 "Stoned Soul Picnic" sounds like my idea of a good time for sure!

But tell me this...

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Why oh why don't people dress like that any more?

The thing I like the most

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about this record is the unified guy & girl singing just belting out their funky message. All the trumpets, tambourines & psychedelic rythms... Harmony is the key note to this unique group of performers. These 20 great hits bring together a variety of their marvelous styles in 1 irresistable package.
It's 5$ out of 5$ but you've got a be in the mood for it!
Aw! " Those Where The Days" (song 1 side 2)

May birding event

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Some highlights of the annual song birds of spring appreciation event!!! Thanks for comin' out guys-CHIRP!!!

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I'm back!

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Just chillin' & getting un packed. 2 weeks on the road felt more like 5. See ya' at the party my friends!

May the Funk

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be with you!

Vanilla does portraits...

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thanx 4 pozing

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Hey babies!

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Wether it's now or later, I've got you on my radar! Ha, ha, see ya'll back at Club V's tonite! In the mean time check out the very gifted Mystic Sight on my followers list. XOX

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I'm back!

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On tour! And workin' harder than ever. Sorry haven't had much time for bloggin'. One more assignment here in N.Y & then Miami & then I'm off & YOU my fans will have my undivided attention. I wish you could all be here in my hotel room tonight...See you in my dreams. Nighty,night.
Kisses,
Lady Vanilla

Just doing my rounds

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Will be back soon...

MOVIE REVIEW

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So I seen this really cool movie yesterday, yo checkit: "Fireproof"-starring Kirk Cameron. This movie contained all the essential elements to keep kid Vanilla interested. About a divorcing couple who's marriage gets saved by turning christian. Rivetting shit man. They showed the couples hardships from beginning to end. SHE doesn't show him any respect & nags all the time. HE is a tight wad with the dough & turns to internet images for pleasure & all that.
Lot's of stereo types based on black n white, the bible revisited passed down from kirk's dad to to kirk. Lesson's learned, wife still not getting it. Doctor dude from hospital moves in on wife. Kirk beatin' up garbage cans with a baseball bat. Dad your wrong & mom's a nag too...blah, blah, blah. More bible lessons are being learned more than ever now. Doctor dude flashes some cash in wifey's face. Now she wants him. Kirk figures it out by the grace of God, flashes an even bigger wad of cash in wifey's face. Now SHE see's the light. The parents are all pleased now & can die in peace cause Kirk's marriage has been saved.
Moral of the story is clearly MONEY changes everything. Yo dudes don't be cheap ass, trippin' on all that PORN. Other dudes be hawkin' your woman out, get a clue yo! Thump that bible instead & get right with God brow!
I felt all range of emotions throughout; I laughed, got mad & almost cried during some parts & am left feelin' all positive & shit. Wondering if it's not too late for me to change my devilish ways. Seriously yo! Some of that Jesus stuff really reached me I think. Today I just wanna be the best person I can possibly be & be kind & understanding & all that. For real.
On that note, have a great Easter Monday. Get yer love on! And that concludes my movie review, check the sattelite!
Amen,
The New Vanilla

Shouts out from the Easter Vanilla

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Here's a little tribute for those who came out to support the Funk/Rock...

The stars were all there

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Lookin' all cool & hot!

Keepin' it real

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Just chillin' with my crew...

On top of the world

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Lookin' down on creation. College & Bathurst boys & girls DO rock the nation.
FUNK YES!

Yup! Friday is good!

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Happy Easter my fellow egg heads!!!

This next one goes out to:

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Anyone who's ever rode on the back of a NORTON cycle yo! My dog Leghorn ain't gonna like the video I just put up. But it's how I felt at the time. Summer 2009 Judas Priest'll be in town yo! Hell ya let's go! This is the live version by the way. Much better.

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Tonite ON

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Vanilla's in a black mood...

Black

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Sabbath Vol. 4 dog!

Listening to this classic

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Piece a wax takes me way back. Without having to actually look back & live in the past. It's rockingness is still as heavy today as was yesterday. And performing in all his glory, my great grandfather of rock- Ozzy; truly the leader of classic hard rock. Lyrics are deep & thoughtful on this one. The guitars wail romantically & with no remorse. Are you feeling some of that? Check out song 4 "Changes" Very sexy. Some things never go out of style.
Circa: 1972
WEA MUSIC
Rating: 5$ oughta 5

Yo click da arrow!

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FunknRicky

2009-04-07T06:16:00.001-07:00

Good turnout last night at club V's slam poetry tourney. Kudos Ricky on your grand rendition of the Frog & the Scorpion. Watch out for this dude, he WILL sting if provoked.

And my best boy Josh

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Always so supportive of his Mama Vanilla. Thanks for the tribute! How did you smuggle that thing past security anyways? Hee, hee, hee...

It's a new month

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And the Vanilla syringe is fillin' up with 100% pure unfiltered FUNK for you & you & YOU!!! Are you ready for your injection? MUAH-HA-HA-HA...

Vanilla hits the streets

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if ya' know what i mean...

bustin' out some drinks

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with my posse down on Queen

the crowd so fly

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You say howdy I say hi!

HI!

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