Do you believe?

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In Magic?

Well get your compass out because for Halloween you're going to learn REAL magic. The chinese art of decorating. Can you dig it?

North east corner

Find it now in your apartment, house, boat or truck & once you do find it, know this! This is the corner of the universe that represents "helpful people". This is ancient stuff tried tested & true. So if you want to influence & make people like you, this is the corner for you...keep scrolling

What you want wants you!

So ask for what you want in a person & be specific. Think of this much the same way you would placing an order for an item you want. Tall dark handsome, blonde hair hazel eye's vanilla flavoring... get it? Don't hold back on this, don't censor your hearts desire . Respect it! & I'm going to explain to you how you can get exactly what you want from people & how you can influence them...

Colours & elements

They are: metal, stainless steel, silver, the shinier the better & white. Put objects & colors that are like that in the northeast corner of every room of your house...now

Stuff in your house now

At 1st you might be stumped trying to think of stuff to put in your north west corner. Do you have fridge magnet? Or a fan ? Well the magnet has the metal element that will cause people to be attracted to you, magnetically. A metal fan will attract fans for you literally! Don't take my word for it...Just do it!

These things ...

mixed in with you're hearts desire will attract the type of people you want to be in your life. This is not a joke.

It's Vanilla bitch...

now let's talk about...

But not just any chocolate. This is special chocolate with no added sugars or junk that any old choci bar contains. It's antioxidant rich & pure cocoa derived...

No joke we all need this!

need proof? Check this out!

There's more where this came from...

Now taking orders...

And of course Mama Vanilla is giving out free samples to the 1st 30 bloghoppers to call in in the next 20 minutes. This stuff is so vital to good health, don't delay order some from me today!

I LOVE ORCHIDS

Did ya'll know that is where vanilla originates from? Yup! And that is your Vanilla fun-with-a-K factoid for the night.

Hello boyz & girlz!

It's ME the "Bluebird of rock". And I've got some info. for you on what "Vanilla" really is so listen up! Cause it's the truth!

Vanilla is here!

Stay tuned my fans. Just whipping up some jewells & gems for your viewing pleasure.

This modest 2 pc. ensemble...

...is beautifully handcrafted, easy to wear & light. Beads of blue, gold & crystal are exactly the reason why I'm twinkling on this starry night. Art & beauty at it's finest. Yeah baby, out of sight!

Skater's do it better

And I'm talkin' about you the talented children ripping it up on my block. Just promise your mama one thing? DON'T STOP! Livin' large that is cause you rock. Prices negotiable, come on over & see me some time...

I'm...

If you've ever been to heaven this is twice as nice. And for the introductory price of only 15.99$; you get a combination of moonstone, smokey quartz & 1 psychedelic glass bead smack dab in the middle for extra throat chakra enhancement. Yeah I'm hot as ice now...

GREETINGS FANS

Just sitting here in my hotel room wishing all ya'll a very happy thanksgiving. To each & every one of you who support the funk/rock. I am grateful to you all. And will continue to supply you with the superior quality product that you crave & deserve from your local Queen of Funk.
And to all ya'll who've invited me over to thanksgiving dinner this weekend. I'd love to be with you all but I'll be workin' the circuit down in Vegas like I do every year. But no worries yo'. I'll be home for christmas.
PEACE
It's show time.
Sincerely,
MamaVanilla

Try this...

It doesn't have to be chunky to be funky baby. Just wear it "froggy stylie" & don't say maybe. YES the price is nice @9.99$. All proceeds go towards a good cause, it's funky time.

Made by VanillaFunk

With the changing colors of fall comes a new necklace I've made for you all. Order now & it's yours for 13$. Don't delay get this jewell for today!

It's the 4 disc box set

That everyone on LakeShore is talking about. It's a Bluebird production. And it's absolutely FREE to the 1st 20 blog-hoppers that leave a comment within the next 20 minutes. Don't delay. Find out for yourself what all the noise is about today.

A rare interview with the music maker

QUESTION:Were you on something when you recorded this box set? ANSWER:Yes I was on it.

Highlights from the party of the year

I'd like to thank everyone in T.O. who came out to Club V on Tuesday night. Shouts out to all my gorgeous peeps on the streets who made it all possible. Keep up the funkiness. I be spinnin' it next time at the Cloak & Dagger freestylie! Don't be lazy. I love you all!