TONIGHT ON...

Due to the out cry for more hard core. I'm going to give YOU my fans what you've all been dying for. WARNING: This time Vanilla ain't funkin' around. Whip out the black candles the ceremony is about to begin...

it's ENTOMBED

TO RIDE, SHOOT STRAIGHT, AND SPEAK THE TRUTH!
1997
Threeman Recordings

This double delux set

Is just what the witch doctor ordered to get peoples heads screwed back on right. Every one deserves to get yelled & screamed at by these guys because they their message is the truth. Which is: (all together now)"THERE AIN'T NO GOD THAT WILL SAVE YOU FROM REGRET. IT'S JUST THAT GOD IS IN A STATE OF NEGLECT. AND IT'S YOUR GODDAMN ACT THAT IS A MAJOR THREAT."

WOUND

I love screaming right along to this song. Everybody:"I BARE MY SCARS WITH PRIDE. MY BONES ARE COLD RIGHT THRU. THE CUTS ARE SO DEEP. I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD."

I wanna just fly away with these guys

Why? Because:"SAY WHAT? WELL, COME AGAIN. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN CHANGE IT. IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME 'TILL IT WILL ALL END. I'M A WRECK- AND SO ARE YOU. WE'RE ALL WRECKED UP. I GOT A DATE WITH THE DEVIL AND SO DO YOU."

every song sides A, B, C & D

Is guaranteed to set even the most torchured soul free. It's like they know me.
And I'll close with this final Entombed lyric before I go to bed.
"A PRIVATE HORROR SHOW IS PLAYING IN MY HEAD. MOVIE AFTER MOVIE UNTIL I AM...DEAD!!!"
rating: off the chain...

Vanilla talks to Buddha

And this is what he said...

TONIGHT ON...

Down in ol' V's garage. We got sum sexy music to review. Tune in regularly to get the latest record critique & maybe spin sum yourself & tell me what YOU think.

Well if it aint good ol'

TOMMY BOLIN

Teaser

Is the title of this classic album. Built in 1975, under Nemporer Records Inc. We kinda look alike no? And I'm sure we'd hit it off IF he was interested ofcourse...And I'm very interested in all the sound sensations that come out of this one. So much to get lost in...Lyrics are spoken from a place deep inside us all. And the instrumentals take the senses on a wild caravan ride from funkyrock to classic psychadelic & the drums just beat it all the way home.
Tommy, please come home Mama Vanilla will take good care of you...'nuff said
The voice of this dude melts me like butter...
5$ outta 5$ oh yeah!

LET'S

ROCK!

Highlights from V-Day

Thanks for all the love & dinner so delish. It should be V-Day everyday, I wish!

The band was

INSANE

And then everybody

started to rock

As the evening came to an end

was serenaded by a handsome stranger to whom I would just like to say: The song you wrote for me was very sweet & flattering but I'm in a relationship right now...thanks but no thanks.

Have a lovely day!

Tonight on "I'm Watching You"

As usual the demand for tarot readings are on the rise. Remember Vanilla don't tell no lies. Just a vacation for your eye's. My only prediction this week for all your questions is: I'm Watching You- just like you're watching me...
Hey -MC- blogger person? I responded to your comment check me archives...

Funk

YES

Do you remember?

Romance in Spain? After the rain? This one goes out to mi amor's in Barcelona who let me crash at la hacienda. Comprende dig? I make joke! Come down to T.O & I'll show you the sights. Ti amo!
Have a fun filled Friday la 13th.

It is so good to be back!

And I've got treats lined up for everyone in honor of my favorite day Valentines Day! I'm going to be celebrating large & in style & invite you all to share the love with me. Stay tuned my sweet fans. Mamasita Vanilla loves everyone who supports funk/rock!
Smooches,xxxxxxxxxxxxx....4-ever!

Arctic mission

From the hot tropics to the freezing arctic. Vanilla really gets around. We just set up camp & will be conducting the annual survey on the wild life out here. Here's some of the highlights. My fingers are numb frozen so that's all for now. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

VANILLA IS

COLD AS FIRE BABY HOT AS ICE!!!

TONIGHT ON

Yeah babies, after an action packed weekend, a Monday of workin', it's time to unwind & put it on WAX!!! For you newbies just tuning in for the 1st time; it's record review time. Reviewing old records from the garage in the Vanilla stylie!

I Love The Flute!

Listen up everyone this is:"The Tim Weisberg Band",& this album is called "Rotations" 1978 United Records & Music Group but whatever... Sexy warm up OR cool down music. Not the main course but for every other momment ,being alone, or entertaining guests. Beautiful back drop music for the many scenes we star in in every day life. Comforting & nostalgic. They're not about being the next big thing, they just sing to the soul like no other instrument. Blowing the competition away...
5$ outta 5

Now that I'm all warmed up

It's disco at it's best with "Millie Jackson", A Momment's Pleasure.
Circa: 1979
Polydor Incorporated
Grace jones meets Tina Turner
Google her name & you'll find her under the category of WORST album covers of all time, check it. So if that's the case; I be just includin' myself on this one for sure! This record tells a story from getting ready for the party , to partying too hard, to being the last one left partying, to being totally broke from partying. A stunning musical documentary any funkster could relate to. 'Nuff said...
5$ oughta 5 let's hear it again.

And that concludes...

Tonight's episode of "Puttin'itonWAX"yo? CAN YOU DIG IT?

Attention all foot fetishers!

Just kidding! I'm thee 2nd hand shoppin' wizard & these are the funky kicks I picked up at the local thrift. Perfect fit & I'm all set to step into spring in style. Won't you walk this way?

And on Sundays

It's ballroom dancing with Ricardo. You know there was a time I would never dream of doing this & look at me now. I used to be run down & out of shape. And most of all depressed. Learning the art of ballroom dancing has freed my soul. But having fun is the goal. So get up get out & get some ya'll. Dancing with the stars here I come.

Spring break?

Not quite but I just can't wait. This weekend Vanilla & her junior peeps be studying party time 101. So come on everybody, throw your hands in the air & wave 'em like you just don't care!!! Bust out the pop & pretzels & let down your hair!

Frosh festivities with Funk

Down at "Dino's" where it's 2 for 1 martini's between 11 & 12. I like mine shaken not stirred. Cheers to cold drinks & warm friends!

And the D.J played

House music all night long. Awesome set from D.J XTC. Extra thanks for the V.I.P. And everyone who came out to dance with V. We've got to do this again in TA-HI-TI. Smooches to my crew you guys are un real!!!

Happy February to all!

My favorite blogsite

besides my own is the one & only mysticsight.blogspot.com. I follow this one like no other. Today she talks about reflexology for the face & the power of moldavite. Check it & get enlightened! I sware I won't get jealous. Because I know it's me yer all madly in love with 4-ever!!! xox