Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

What's up!?

Hey fans I miss you too! Been busy managing my empire & all that. BUT I do have good news. Mr. Spaghetti- as in Eddie is NOT mad at me for that whole christian rock record review thing. In fact I'm up on their official website right now. That's Super Suckers yo! Checkit. http://www.supersuckers.com/07website_dir/fanpix.php

Monday, March 23, 2009

Check this post!


Doug Mclarty on Facebook sent me a link to watch the best band ever Entombed. It's the video for "Seeing Red" so hot, checkit- Real music at its hardest.

So GOOD must bust it twice


To my REAL boyfriends! ENTOMBED YO!?! Check out the link Foghorn just sent me. It's "Damn Deal Done by Entombed" the video! Please checkit now & we'll all feel so much better after that last "Puttinit on Wax" Get healed now!!! Sorry guys link later technical difficulties...

Friday, March 20, 2009

Tonight on...

Some hurtin' traxx...well in my opinion anyways.

I can't remember what I did last night...

but when I woke up these guys were littered across my apartment & let me tell you this. I've never regreted putting on a piece of wax like this ever in my life. If you can make out the Band name of this record I'll give you 10 bucks because their look & sound makes me need to reach for an aspirin. Sheep in Wolves clothing? Please DON'T take your clothes off! I'll pay you NOT to!

So this is...

Whatever the @$%&! they call themselves!!! O.k. they appear to be of the Christian Rock Genre which could be cool but these dudes just support the stereo type that it isn't. The lyrics are as predictable as my next bowel movement. Please guys!? You suck! Just don't suck me...EVER!!!

You must be joking?


Here's some lyric backed up by like 20 different instruments making noise:"YAH MA-YAH MA, YEH- EH-AH. GET UP TRY AND FIND A WAY WE WILL FIND A WAY TODAY...

& it keeps gettin' worse...

"This song is called The Warrior & the best lyric they could come up with is this #$@^:" MANY YEARS ON THE ROAD MANY MORE MILES TO GO WE CAN NOT WASTE ANOTHER SINGLE DAY" Blah blah blah"COME ON HOME THE BATTLE IS OVER CHRIST HAS WON'"

Soon you will see me...

dowsing this piece of trash in gasoline & burning it for the pure bitchcraft that it is. AND issuing all 17 of them restraining orders if they ever try calling me again. The 1st band on Puttin'itonWax history to recieve-ZERO$ oughta 5. I'll be back with better tunes my fans! Please stand by...

Monday, March 16, 2009

Hold on-

it keeps gettin' better!

Sunday, March 15, 2009

I'm back!


But not for long my fans. I'm touring right now with my new boyfriend Eddie Spaghetti, the lead front man of The Super Suckers. We hooked up at Lee's Palace on Friday the 13th & I'm just packin' it up to hop on the next jet to Zagreb. After this tour me & Eddie plan on settling down for a while. Pretty %*!#@? up or what?!

Some more highlights...

Of the greatest rock band ever: The Super Suckers. Lee's Palace March 13 2009 yo!

Monday, March 2, 2009

Would just like to say


Welcome to my 1st follower! Because you're thee 1st -you get a free print autograghed by moi. Pick yer fave blog shot & I'll send it to you at no extra cost! Mama luvs yoo!

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Happy March- my loyal disciples!


So I'm almost done packing & will be flying out at midnight tonight. To the 2nd largest Buddha temple in the world. It's the Jodo temple in Maui. Where I will be reconnecting with my friends in the Buddhahood. I spoke to Buddha recently & this is what he said...

And then he went on to say...

And that's exactly what I am doing as a matter of fact. And then he said...

So true, so true...Not just for me but you too

Vanilla says:

The world is always burning, burning with the fires of greed, anger & foolishness; one should flee from such dangers as soon as possible.
See 'ya!!!