MOVIE REVIEW

So I seen this really cool movie yesterday, yo checkit: "Fireproof"-starring Kirk Cameron. This movie contained all the essential elements to keep kid Vanilla interested. About a divorcing couple who's marriage gets saved by turning christian. Rivetting shit man. They showed the couples hardships from beginning to end. SHE doesn't show him any respect & nags all the time. HE is a tight wad with the dough & turns to internet images for pleasure & all that.
Lot's of stereo types based on black n white, the bible revisited passed down from kirk's dad to to kirk. Lesson's learned, wife still not getting it. Doctor dude from hospital moves in on wife. Kirk beatin' up garbage cans with a baseball bat. Dad your wrong & mom's a nag too...blah, blah, blah. More bible lessons are being learned more than ever now. Doctor dude flashes some cash in wifey's face. Now she wants him. Kirk figures it out by the grace of God, flashes an even bigger wad of cash in wifey's face. Now SHE see's the light. The parents are all pleased now & can die in peace cause Kirk's marriage has been saved.
Moral of the story is clearly MONEY changes everything. Yo dudes don't be cheap ass, trippin' on all that PORN. Other dudes be hawkin' your woman out, get a clue yo! Thump that bible instead & get right with God brow!
I felt all range of emotions throughout; I laughed, got mad & almost cried during some parts & am left feelin' all positive & shit. Wondering if it's not too late for me to change my devilish ways. Seriously yo! Some of that Jesus stuff really reached me I think. Today I just wanna be the best person I can possibly be & be kind & understanding & all that. For real.
On that note, have a great Easter Monday. Get yer love on! And that concludes my movie review, check the sattelite!
Amen,
The New Vanilla